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⊹˚₊♡ KITSUNE KENNEL ♡₊˚⊹

shitposting into the void

is anyone online???

"the unfolding of his distanceless home, his country, transparent 3D chessboard extending to infinity" 


          TO-DO
          1) chew on stuff.
          2) decentralize the net.
          3) play Muse Dash.
          4) cheeseburger.

          i miss drugs.
          

          
          do u think anyone will read rhis?
          
 
          
          me wen i get called a good girl
granola.
Granola was invented by John Kellogg of Kellogg's cereal to cure gooning. He believed that a bland diet would prevent horniness, so he set out to make the worst food possible. He also opened a "health clinic" to spread the good word of sexual repression. His original food item was a terrible hardtack slab that sucked so bad it broke a guy's tooth. "This sucks a little TOO much..." John Kellogg thought to himself in the midst of one of his regular yogurt enemas that he would do because "heatlh." And so he set out to create a food that sucked but not quite that much. All for the sake of curing horniness. He, alongside his brother in law (or idk maybe it was his actual brother,) created granola on accident in this process. He started selling it out of his "health clinic" thing and made a bunch of money. After the cereal money started rolling in, Johnny McCerealbitch decided to cut his partner out and patent the rights to the cereal. His brother (maybe in law) tried to sue but lost. Now rich, and with an ass full of yogurt, Mr. Kellogg looked upon his works and deemed them "okay, i guess." Because despite his best efforts, and all his yogurt enemas, mankind was still jorkin' it, and is to this very day. I do not know what flavor the yogurt was.
- Viv
(i swear on my snorlax plushie, this fox tale is fax fr fr.)
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